Specifications may be the bane and boon to any inspector; they are, however absolutely necessary. If done correctly, they inform the contractor and the inspector of exactly what, where, and why the owner wants the contractor to work. They also leave the means and methods up to the contractor. When they cross these general rules, chaos reigns, and somebody pays dearly to correct the situation. This discussion will emphasize the help and horror that the inspector must endure, and how to help him or her as much as possible. Examples will be given of various specifications encountered, and how the author thinks they can be improved.